Tried installing OCS Standard, but failing spectacularly every time.
This didn’t make any sense to me for a while, since the components were installed, but the installer refused to activate the product. The MMC didn’t show that services were installed either.
How I resolved this was by uninstalling each OCS component from the add/remove programs in the Control Panel, and running iisreset on the command line.
After this OCS installed cleanly.